“State of emergency” to be declared following horrific electoral news

In the wake of the electoral results in the United States on Tuesday November 5th 2024, Peace and Love Scooters has officially decided to declare a state of emergency.

The election of the highly controversial Donald J Trump has shocked us all to the core here at Peace and Love Scooters, and has revealed to us the cruel and carnal nature of young people in the present day and age. We at Peace and Love Scooters are vehemently, irrevocably, and absolutely AGAINST TRUMP. We are not prepared to waste four years of our lives under this monster – at all.

We believe that our wellbeing, and that of all of our viewers, should take highest priority at this time, and we should also be sharing the grief that burdens the hearts of our fellow liberals in the US. After two days of very careful thinking, it was decided that in order to show the due respect for and solidarity with our fellow liberals in the US, we would have to cease all form of celebratory activity and declare a state of emergency.

The state of emergency shall include, but not be limited to, the following implementations, all of which shall remain in place as long as the state of emergency continues:

  • Significant reduction of online activity – especially on social media
  • Shelving of UK Cathedral Tour
  • Shelving of Star Magic Hot Summer 2025
  • Shelving of all filming of new material for any of our channels – any new uploads should only be done if absolutely necessary, and should only contain footage shot on or before November 5th 2024
  • Shelving of all social / casual / non-essential gatherings – even in small groups
  • Staying at home as much as possible – going out only for absolute essentials
  • When going out, wearing black or dark colors; preferably no badges or buttons unless absolutely necessary (pronouns, etc)

This state of emergency shall take place with immediate effect from today, Thursday November 7th 2024. It is not certain when it will come to an end, but it is definitely our hope that it will soon – this will ultimately depend on whether people will finally see the light and get rid of that monster ONCE AND FOR ALL before he destroys the likes of us.

#WakeUpYourIdea, America.